Reederz uv this website, pleez understand:
Tha ryting thru-alt this website iz na't uv tha tradish'shunol way uv spellling werdz.
Tha werdz ar spel'd x'zac'lee az they sound & hal they should b spel'd.
Tha reezun theez werdz apeer rong tu yu iz b'cuz, wee wer taut rong, tu think, speek and spell tha way "THEY" want us tu. & nal itz time for yu tu "Chanyj tha way yu think.
x'zampol:
enough-enuf
got- ga't
lot-la't
job-ja'b
not-na't
be-"b"
he-hee
in-"n"
heaven-heven
holy-holee....so on & so on